i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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