i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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