yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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