so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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