Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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