It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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