But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
