i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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