I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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