Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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