Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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