She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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