stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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