Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Pooping to opera.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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