I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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