guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
it was like eating out sand paper
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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