Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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