I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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