Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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