Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
How many fucks given?
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