right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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