The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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