so let's talk penis.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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