I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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