dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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