see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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