Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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