you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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