That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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