I love black thongs
i don't like sucking hair
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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