Are we in a gay sports bar?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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