the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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