So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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