i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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