You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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