hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
