had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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