I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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