So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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