I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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