Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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