He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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