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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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