Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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