lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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