Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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