you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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