gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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