I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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