Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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