why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
He did a backflip because drugs
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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