I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I think I just sharted jello shots
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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