Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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