you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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